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All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.
Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?
That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.
HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.
If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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5 months ago
Share →: Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic journey of aging gracefully – from dismissing every ache and pain as "probably nothing" to realizing it's actually something after all! 🙈👴🔍 Just remember, getting older doesn't mean we have to lose our sense of humor… or our ability to accurately diagnose our own symptoms! 😂👵💬
5 months ago
Share →: People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

Commentary:
"Maybe Satan just wants to share his side of the story and have a change of heart 🤔 After all, even the devil deserves a fair chance, right? Who knows, you might end up having a surprisingly enlightening conversation with the Prince of Darkness! 😈 #HearSatanOut"
5 months ago
Share →: Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

Commentary:
"Ever feel like you need subtitles just to understand what on earth this person is saying? 🤔 Maybe you two are just speaking different languages – the language of confusion and bewilderment! 😂😜 Who needs clarity and understanding when you can just keep asking 'What?' for eternity! 🤷‍♂️🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

Commentary:
Well, talk about drastic dinner decisions! 🍲😱 Italian expressions sure know how to keep meals interesting – nothing like a soup ultimatum to add some spice to your dining experience! Bon appétit or fly high, your choice! 🪂😄
5 months ago
Share →: When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

Commentary:
Oh, the hidden truth behind Christmas decorations! 🎄✨ Decking the halls while conveniently ignoring the dust bunnies – now that's the holiday spirit! 🎅🏼✨ Just add a bit of glitter, and no one will even notice the neglected cleaning duties! ✨🎁✨
5 months ago
Share →: Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks, kindness is free – unlike that chatty neighbor who always comments on your dark circles! 😅 Let's spread good vibes instead of unsolicited observations, shall we? 💫 #BeKind #SmileAndWave"
5 months ago
Share →: 75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Commentary:
Sounds like being a divorce lawyer is 75% playing "No" on repeat 🔄🚫. Who knew emails had a built-in reject button? 😂 #LawyerLife
5 months ago
Share →: All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

Commentary:
"Who needs love when you have a perfectly balanced plate of nachos? 🧀🌶️ Let's give nachos the anthem they truly deserve! 🎶 #NachoLove"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

Commentary:
"Lois Lane might need to borrow Clark Kent's glasses to brush up on her investigative skills! 🕵️‍♀️👓 Maybe Greg should consider a cape for added disguise next time!"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

Commentary:
"Ah, the delightful confusion of hitting your 40s! Suddenly, it feels like everyone under 25 is speaking a different language 🤯🤷‍♂️ It's like tuning into a radio station and realizing you're on the wrong frequency 📻🤣 Embrace the 'lost in translation' moments and just nod along like a wise sage 😉🧐"