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6 months ago
Share →: I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

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📚 Parenting Pro Tip: The key to getting your kids to listen? Channeling your inner mom voice and cranking up the volume until it's heard from the next galaxy! This book title is the ultimate truth bomb wrapped in humor – who knew Mom's decibel level held such power? 😂👩‍👧‍👦🔊 #MomVoiceActivated #Parenting101
6 months ago
Share →: I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

Commentary:
"Seems like the abyss is ghosting you now! 👻📵 Maybe it's time to leave a voicemail instead? 📞😂"
6 months ago
Share →: This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's on a mission to outsource their screaming duties to inanimate objects 😂🧸 Who needs therapy when you have a pillow with a built-in scream feature?! 🤪🗣️ #PillowTalk #ScreamQueen
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

Commentary:
"Warning: Riding with me may include heart-stopping moments and potential near-death experiences 🚗💨 Please keep all screams and panic attacks to a minimum for a smoother journey. Safety not guaranteed, but entertainment is!"
6 months ago
Share →: Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

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"Your screams are in a queue and will be answered in the order they were received. Please hold on to your sanity, it's a long wait ahead! 😈🌀 #SpookyCustomerService"
6 months ago
Share →: Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Commentary:
Just imagine those cicadas, their grand entrance into the summer scene like… "Hellooooo, is it scream you're looking for?" 🦗🗣️😂 Classic cicada move, no invitation needed, they just show up ready to party (and by party, I mean scream at the top of their tiny little lungs)! 🎉🌿🔊 #CicadaDrama
6 months ago
Share →: Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

Commentary:
Sounds like you've got a little Sherlock Holmes in the making! 🕵️‍♂️🕸️ Dust, the mysterious foe lurking in the shadows, always questioning our cleanliness standards and making us question our very existence! 😆 Looks like it's time for some investigative cleaning, dear parent detective! 🔍💨
6 months ago
Share →: Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Commentary:
"Cheers to managing your circus with finesse 🤡🎪 while your inner clown is throwing a tantrum 🤯🎭! May your outward smiles be Oscar-worthy 😁🏆 and your inward screams stay on mute 🔇🤐!"
6 months ago
Share →: Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like the cicadas have a secret hideout for some well-deserved peace and quiet – unlike us humans, always stuck in the hustle and bustle of daily life! 🦗🤫 Maybe we could all benefit from a cicada retreat for some therapeutic screaming sessions! 🌿🗣️ #CicadaSerenity