27 Funny scream quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's on a mission to outsource their screaming duties to inanimate objects 😂🧸 Who needs therapy when you have a pillow with a built-in scream feature?! 🤪🗣️ #PillowTalk #ScreamQueen

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

  Commentary:
  "Warning: Riding with me may include heart-stopping moments and potential near-death experiences 🚗💨 Please keep all screams and panic attacks to a minimum for a smoother journey. Safety not guaranteed, but entertainment is!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

  Commentary:
  "Your screams are in a queue and will be answered in the order they were received. Please hold on to your sanity, it's a long wait ahead! 😈🌀 #SpookyCustomerService"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

  Commentary:
  Just imagine those cicadas, their grand entrance into the summer scene like… "Hellooooo, is it scream you're looking for?" 🦗🗣️😂 Classic cicada move, no invitation needed, they just show up ready to party (and by party, I mean scream at the top of their tiny little lungs)! 🎉🌿🔊 #CicadaDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you've got a little Sherlock Holmes in the making! 🕵️‍♂️🕸️ Dust, the mysterious foe lurking in the shadows, always questioning our cleanliness standards and making us question our very existence! 😆 Looks like it's time for some investigative cleaning, dear parent detective! 🔍💨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

  Commentary:
  "Cheers to managing your circus with finesse 🤡🎪 while your inner clown is throwing a tantrum 🤯🎭! May your outward smiles be Oscar-worthy 😁🏆 and your inward screams stay on mute 🔇🤐!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like the cicadas have a secret hideout for some well-deserved peace and quiet – unlike us humans, always stuck in the hustle and bustle of daily life! 🦗🤫 Maybe we could all benefit from a cicada retreat for some therapeutic screaming sessions! 🌿🗣️ #CicadaSerenity

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