20 Funny screen time quotes

• Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

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  1 month ago

  balance, drink, health, humor, hydration, limit, me, screen, screen time, self-care, someone, time, water

• Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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  1 month ago

  awareness, brain, brain damage, damage, excessive, humor, irony, know, me, sarcasm, screen, screen time, shows, study, technology, time, whenever

• Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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  1 month ago

  cyborg, fight, fighting, future, give, humor, iPad, just, kids, parenting, screen, screen time, technology, time

• Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

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  1 month ago

  addicted, addiction, count, disorientation, Google, Google Maps, humor, maps, navigation, phone, phone addiction, screen, screen time, should, technology, technology humor, time

• Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

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  1 month ago

  another, cell, cell phone, days, high, humor, i, ignore, ignore phone, message, phone, procrastination, risky, risky message, screen, screen time, send, should, time

• Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

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  1 month ago

  12, activity, again, book, dumb, entertainment, hours, humor, i, myself, point, procrastination, read, screen, screen time, think, time

• For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

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  1 month ago

  addiction, dry, dry phone, humor, much, phone, screen, screen time, someone, technology, time, too, usage

• Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

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  1 month ago

  addiction, cigarette, eye, eyes, eyesight, humor, metaphor, phone, screen, screen time, technology, time

• Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

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  1 month ago

  another, daily, daily routine, day, God, gratitude, humor, routine, screen, screen time, technology, thank, thank you, time

• Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

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  1 month ago

  computer, device, evil, feels, healthy, humor, phone, screen, screen time, technology, time

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