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When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?
You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.
Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.
Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?
Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

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5 months ago
Share →: Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

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"Ah, the classic 'risky message and ignore phone' strategy – the modern-day equivalent of opening a can of worms and then running away 😂📱. Who needs instant replies when you've got the power of conveniently timed disappearances on your side? Stay mysterious, my friend!"
5 months ago
Share →: Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

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Oh, the eternal struggle between literary sophistication and screen-induced brain mush! 📚📺 Maybe you'll find the perfect balance by watching documentaries about books – that counts as self-improvement, right? 😉 #BooksVsScreens #StruggleIsReal

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