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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a GjΓΆrfbunkle.

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There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

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I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

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The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

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My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

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The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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If you call me β€œdaddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

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At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

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Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

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“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

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Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

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I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

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I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

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They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

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Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

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A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

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My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

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Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

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I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

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I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

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Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

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I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

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Moms be like, β€œYour cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

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Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

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38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

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You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

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They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

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Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

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A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

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Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

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