Funny services quotes

• If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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  2 months ago

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• Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

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  2 months ago

  4, 40s, adulthood, entertainment, humor, memory, only, password, pay, remember, service, services, streaming, streaming service, subscription, welcome

• Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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  2 months ago

  $2.99, entertainment, frustration, humor, irony, movie, rent, service, services, streaming, streaming service, unavailable, unfortunately, want, watch

• I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

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  2 months ago

  cable, humor, i, money, monthly, only, rid, services, smart, streaming

• I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

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  2 months ago

  culture, driveway, end, game, Game of Thrones, humor, ID, municipal, municipal services, plow, pop, pop culture, services, snow, snow plow, thank, thank you, thrones, wall, winter, winter humor

• Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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  2 months ago

  being, challenges, crazy, favorite, favorite things, humor, irony, least, profession, services, social, social services, social worker, things, worker

• Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

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  3 months ago

  commercial, commercials, complaint, even, humor, maybe, paid, paying, payment, service, services, stop, streaming, streaming service, subscription, us, volume, watch

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