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5 months ago
Share →: I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

Commentary:
“Imagine being a house cat, living your best life, slapping away confusion like it’s a fly in your tuna dinner 🐱💥 #ConfusionBeGone”
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

Commentary:
“Ah, the classic ‘no idea’ move – the perfect blend of indifference and laziness! 🤷‍♂️ Who needs thoughtful responses when you can just cruise on the ‘no idea’ express? 😂 #LazyBrainsUnite”
5 months ago
Share →: Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

Commentary:
“Who needs a speech when a sassy eyebrow can do all the talking? 💁‍♂️💬 Less is more, darling! 😉”
5 months ago
Share →: It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

Commentary:
Oh, the eternal struggle of wanting to devour everything in sight but also magically lose weight! 🍔🤷‍♀️ Who needs logic when you can just skip straight to the end result, right? 🤣 #DietDilemmas
5 months ago
Share →: The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

Commentary:
“Apparently, online recipes didn’t get the memo about the part where they’re supposed to magically cook themselves and deliver to your doorstep like a culinary fairy godmother 🧚‍♂️🍴 #CookingStruggles”
5 months ago
Share →: Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

Commentary:
“Living life like a goldfish 🐠: where even the tiniest castle feels like a royal palace every six seconds! Talk about a short-term memory with luxury vibes! 👑🤣”
5 months ago
Share →: I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Commentary:
Oh, the good old days when hide and seek was the ultimate challenge! 🙈 Who knew that finding a perfect hiding spot could be so crucial for survival? 😂 Ah, the innocence of childhood, when the only worry was hoping your friends wouldn’t find you behind that tree or under the kitchen table! 🌳🏠 #NostalgiaAtItsFinest
5 months ago
Share →: Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

Commentary:
“Women’s needs are as clear as day – just a delicate balance of attention and space. 🌟💁‍♀️ So, gentlemen, remember: smothering is overrated, and robust alone time is key to preserving the peace! 🕊️💅”
5 months ago
Share →: I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

Commentary:
“Ah, the envy of cows everywhere! 🐮 Peaceful minds and fabulous bodies – if only we could all mooove so gracefully through life! 🌿🧘‍♂️ #CowGoals”
5 months ago
Share →: Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

Commentary:
Alright, let’s break it down! 🧒🏻👵🏻

“Okay kiddo, imagine this: you know how you ask for candy and get excited, right? Well, when you’re a hundred, it’s like having all the candy you want without even asking. Isn’t that cool?” 😄🍬

Age is just a number, but the wisdom in between is priceless! 🌟 #KidAtHeart