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Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

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I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

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I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

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Going viral on X:

I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

Making waves on Twitch:

That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

Spotted on Slack:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

Going viral on TikTok:

Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

Going viral on Slack:

I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

Just landed via TikTok:

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

Just shared via Discord:

The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

Live now on YouTube:

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

Making waves on WeChat:

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

Going viral on Reddit:

I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Trying is the first step toward failure.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

You’re never alone. There’s mold.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

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Just shared via Twitch:

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

Making waves on Instagram:

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

Spotted on Discord:

“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

Going viral on Messenger:

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

Trending via Reddit:

I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

Just shared via X:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Trending via Slack:

Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

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