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Funny single quotes

May 14
Share →: Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.
Oct 31
Share →: Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.
Oct 17
Share →: The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.
Oct 7
Share →: I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.
Oct 3
Share →: I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.
Sep 30
Share →: I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.
Sep 22
Share →: I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.
Sep 22
Share →: Single, not sure how to mingle.
Sep 22
Share →: I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.
Sep 22
Share →: Single by choice. Just not my choice.