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Funny single quotes offer a humorous take on the single life and its quirks! 😄💬 Whether it’s the joys of independence or the comedic side of dating adventures, these quotes provide a lighthearted perspective on being single. Embrace the fun and laugh out loud at the single life! 😂🎉

7 days ago
View →: Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.
1 week ago
View →: I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.
1 week ago
View →: If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.
3 weeks ago
View →: One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.
3 weeks ago
View →: Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”
3 weeks ago
View →: Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.
1 month ago
View →: The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.
1 month ago
View →: I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.
1 month ago
View →: Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.
2 months ago
View →: Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.
2 months ago
View →: I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.
2 months ago
View →: Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!
3 months ago
View →: My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.
3 months ago
View →: I am single, please disturb me!
3 months ago
View →: Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.
3 months ago
View →: I dare you to try and be more single than me.
3 months ago
View →: Tested positive for being single af
3 months ago
View →: Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.
3 months ago
View →: Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?
3 months ago
View →: The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.
4 months ago
View →: Relationship status: he escaped.
4 months ago
View →: Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.
4 months ago
View →: Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.
4 months ago
View →: “Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.
4 months ago
View →: Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.
4 months ago
View →: Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.
4 months ago
View →: Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.
4 months ago
View →: Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.
4 months ago
View →: Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.
4 months ago
View →: You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

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