98 Funny single quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the one-mouse conspiracy: they just change disguises whenever we blink! 🐭🕵️‍♂️🤣"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe I'm just too tall for everyone else's shortcomings! 🤣📏 #ElevatedStandards"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

  Commentary:
  "Emails are like cookies—they never find me well, but always find me snacking! 🍪📧😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, love isn't complicated; it's just on layaway! 🛒❤️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

  Commentary:
  "Sometimes I just want a dinner fairy to appear and say 'Tacos it is!' 🌮✨ #AdultingStruggles #SendHelp"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

  Commentary:
  "Finally committing to a lifelong relationship… with my couch! 🛋️💔😂 #LoveAtFirstSit"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

  Commentary:
  "Just hoping the Horsemen swipe right! 🐴🤞💀 #ApocalypseDating"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

  Commentary:
  "Single men’s diet: the only food pyramid that’s actually a pile of pizza boxes! 🍕🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this heart's a limited-time offer — act fast before it’s gone! 🏃‍♂️💘 Better hurry, or someone else might swipe right on my heart! 😂💨

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

  Commentary:
  Looks like WhatsApp’s just chilling in the “waiting for my soulmate” phase! 📱💤 Guess it's more fun when you're swapping memes and emojis with your crush, but solo? That's just silent treatment with a badge. 😅💬 #SingleLife #WhatsAppWoes

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