Funny quotes single

88 Funny single quotes

Funny single quotes offer a humorous take on the single life and its quirks! 😄💬 Whether it’s the joys of independence or the comedic side of dating adventures, these quotes provide a lighthearted perspective on being single. Embrace the fun and laugh out loud at the single life! 😂🎉

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

5 days ago

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

2 weeks ago

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

2 weeks ago

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

1 month ago

I am single, please disturb me!

1 month ago

Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

1 month ago

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

1 month ago

Tested positive for being single af

1 month ago

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

1 month ago

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

1 month ago

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

2 months ago

Relationship status: he escaped.

2 months ago

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

2 months ago

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

2 months ago

“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

2 months ago

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

2 months ago

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

3 months ago

Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

3 months ago

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

3 months ago

Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

3 months ago