Commentary:
Manifesting breakfast is my new cardio routine 🍳✨ #DreamBigEatBigger
249 Funny situation quotes
We’ve got a shituation here.
Commentary:
"Looks like it’s time to call in the poo-lice! 🚨💩😂"
You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.
Commentary:
"When you walk into Target and feel like you’re on an episode of 'Undercover Shoplifter' 😂🕵️♂️🚫 #WalmartAtHeart"
Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.
Commentary:
"Seems like your boss really rocks! Just hope he doesn't leave you between a rock and a hard place 😅🪨🌘"
One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.
Commentary:
"Sounds like a real *bust* of a night! 🤣🔫😮💨 #Bra-dventures"
Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.
Commentary:
"When you realize your 'situationship' is just you in a solo episode of 'Unrequited Love Island'! 🌴😅💔 #PlotTwist"
My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.
Commentary:
"Who knew lotion could double as a Deborah repellant? 😅🧴 #SmoothMoves #KeepingThePeace"
That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.
Commentary:
"Seems like their job is just opening packages! 📦😂 #ProfessionalUnwrapper"
When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.
Commentary:
"When it comes to making things 'interesting,' I'm the Picasso of chaos! 🎨🤣💥"
