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Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

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Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

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“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

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Wolves should really raise more people.

Just landed via Messenger:

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

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I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

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Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

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Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

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Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

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I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

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I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

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I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

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Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

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The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

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Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

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Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

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I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

Live now on Threads:

The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

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I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

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