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I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

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I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

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I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

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I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

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Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

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Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

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People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

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I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

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Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

Going bananas on YouTube:

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

Shared recently on Slack:

I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.

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“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

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Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

Spotted on Messenger:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

Going bananas on Facebook:

“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

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I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

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It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

3 weeks ago

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Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

3 weeks ago

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You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

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Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

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Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

3 weeks ago

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42 shares on Threads this month:

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

75 shares on Instagram this month:

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

93 shares on X this month:

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

86 shares on Facebook this month:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

69 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

11 shares on Telegram this month:

Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

19 shares on Pinterest this month:

My future husband and I will be stay-at-home parents, and the kids will go to work.

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

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I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

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The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

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I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

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This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

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Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

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My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

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The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

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My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

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All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

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For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

Live now on Instagram:

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

Just shared via X:

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

Shared recently on Twitch:

Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

Just shared via Instagram:

I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

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The government even made aliens boring.

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I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

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