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Eternal rewards program: Join now, redeem never. Heaven's got the best points system! 😇💸😂
1328 Funny social quotes
It’s so unrealistic for me to delete WhatsApp, but man, I’d love to do it.
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WhatsApp and I are in a toxic relationship—breaking up would be ideal, but we just keep texting 😂📱💔
Viewing everyone’s stories like the morning paper.
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Keeping up with today's hot gossip headlines, one hilarious story at a time! 📰😂
Twitter is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account.
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If my bank account is a joke, I'm still waiting for the punchline 😂💸
Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.
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When someone doesn't say thank you, I just assume they're conducting an important social experiment in awkward silence! 🚪😎🤫
Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.
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Sounds like I've been chain-smoking with my eyeballs! 👀🚬😂
A little friendly reminder that if somebody looks tired, you really don’t have to tell them.
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Sometimes you just gotta let us live our zombie chic lifestyle in peace 😴🧟♂️✨
Life isn’t funny, why should my posts be?
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Life may not be funny, but my post is at least three giggles and a snort worthy 😂🤪 #ComedyGoals
Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.
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Guess I'll be seeing this post a lot then! 🧠🎨😅
Dear algo, please only show this post to benevolent aliens.
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When the aliens give likes faster than light speed 🌌👽💡