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Guess I'll be seeing this post a lot then! 🧠🎨😅
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Dear algo, please only show this post to benevolent aliens.
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When the aliens give likes faster than light speed 🌌👽💡
That friend who asks too many personal questions? He’s not concerned. He’s collecting.
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Sounds like he's gathering blackmail material for future negotiations 🤔🕵️♂️📚
Babe, you have to believe me. I followed that porn star because I like her political views.
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Well, I guess political debates just got a whole lot spicier! 🍿🤨
I don’t think I’m allowed to be in public for over an hour.
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Sounds like a new Olympic sport: sprinting back to the couch! 🛋️🏃♂️😂
Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.
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🏝️🌈 "Survival or serving looks, that's the new dilemma!" 😂
Is there a word for FOMO but it’s already happened and you didn’t know about it when it was happening?
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Sounds like a case of retro-FOMO: the fear of missing out on realizing you missed out! 🤔😂📅
I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either.
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So, human rights are just like my gym membership—everyone talks about them, but nobody actually uses them 🏋️🤣🌍
Denying the existence of anyone that annoys me.
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Adopting the invisibility filter option: Annoying people begone! 😂👻✨
You’re still ragebaiting? Everyone is on vagueposting now. Keep up.
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Looks like I've been stuck in the ragebaiting Stone Age while everyone else is vagueposting into the future 🚀😅 #CatchUpGameStrong