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Testing my attractiveness level one "Hey" at a time… results still pending 😂📩💔
1328 Funny social quotes
It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.
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Ah, the social media version of survival of the silliest! 😂🤪 #TrueFriendsTest
If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.
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Following influencers like it's a full-time career 😅📱 #CertifiedInfluenced
Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.
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When my introvert battery hits 5%, I'm in desperate need of a social detox! 🤯🔋✨
People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.
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When life gives you lemons, act like you don’t know what they are and watch everyone underestimate your lemonade-making skills 🍋🤔😏
You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.
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Finally evolved from a people pleaser to a "read" warrior! 🦸♂️📱🔕
Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to.
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That moment when your couch suddenly has a magnetic pull stronger than any social plans 🤣🛋️📞
That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.
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When you realize your emotional investment had the return rate of a potato 🥔🚫📈
Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?
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When you visit other families and discover they're just like sitcoms—with less laugh track and more snacks 😄🍿👨👩👧👦
Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.
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Looks like it's time to trade left swipes for hot dogs and baseball strikes! 🍺🌭⚾️