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Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

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With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

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You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

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Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

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My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

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Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

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Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

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Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

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I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

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A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

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If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

Spotted on Messenger:

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

Breaking via Discord:

None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

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I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

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90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

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Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

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When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

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Cancel culture has been canceled.

2 weeks ago

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Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

2 weeks ago

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Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

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I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

3 weeks ago

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I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

3 weeks ago

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The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

3 weeks ago

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When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

3 weeks ago

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Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

3 weeks ago

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I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

3 weeks ago

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

3 weeks ago

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The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

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I love surprising my metabolism. It never knows what’s coming—either absolute starvation or 1,000+ calories all at once.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

60 shares on Instagram this month:

Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

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Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

29 shares on Slack this month:

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

98 shares on WeChat this month:

To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

60 shares on Reddit this month:

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

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I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

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I am single, please disturb me!

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

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I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

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Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

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Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

Making waves on TikTok:

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

Just shared via Facebook:

If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

Just shared via Discord:

As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

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