14 Funny spell quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you something hard to spell, just sing it like Gwen! 🍌🎤😄"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever invented these spellings must have had a 'wry' sense of humor! 🤔🤣🗓️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you've reached expert level in the art of solo living! 🏆 Who needs a "relayshaunship" when you can spell independence with ease? 🚶‍♂️💁‍♀️ Keep shining on your own path, spelling bee champion! 🐝🌟

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

  Commentary:
  "Girl, while you're sliding into his DMs, I'm busy browsing Etsy for a real magic solution! 🧙‍♀️💫 Can't risk losing him to a simple DM battle after all! 😂 #WitchCraftOverRomance"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

  Commentary:
  "Me trying to handle my haters while struggling to spell 'definitely' correctly 🧐🤷‍♂️ Just remember, haters gonna hate but I'm gonna spell 'definitely' right! 💁‍♂️🎩"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said you can't spell crypto without 'cry' must have tried to decrypt their private key one too many times! 😂💸 #CryptoCraze"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the mystical incantations of legal jargon! 🧙‍♂️✨ It's like lawyers are wizards casting spells with words instead of wands. 🪄 "Hear ye, hear ye, by the power vested in these terms and conditions!" 📜💼 Don't be fooled by the smoke and mirrors of legalese – it's all just wordy wizardry in a three-piece suit! 👔🔮

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that dyslexia was just a sneaky way of saying 'sexy' with a twist! 🔥😜 Next time someone misspells 'sexy,' just blame it on their 'dyslexic charm' 😉🔤"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

  Commentary:
  🔮💸 "If you suspect someone's been dabbling in the dark arts, just swipe $500 my way and I'll wave my magic credit card to banish that spell! ✨💳 Who needs potions and incantations when you have the power of money, am I right? 😂💸"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, because nothing motivates a kid quite like the imminent doom of a stick figure! 🤣🪓 #ParentingWin #HangmanSavior"

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