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- Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.
- Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.
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- The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.
- I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.
- I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.
- Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.
- Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?
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