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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

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Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

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Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

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People will be like β€œthere is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

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Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

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King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

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I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

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Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

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We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

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“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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ROMO (relief of missing out)

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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

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Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

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Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

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Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

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I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

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Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

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True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

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My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

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I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

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The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

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Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

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My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

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The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

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90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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