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Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

My plans for today? Same as always: drink coffee and be sexy.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

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Going viral on WeChat:

Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

Just shared via Twitch:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Spotted on YouTube:

Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

Shared recently on X:

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

Breaking via Facebook:

Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

Going viral on YouTube:

I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

Spotted on Instagram:

Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

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Funny stars quotes 🌟✨ are here to light up your day with a cosmic dose of laughter! Whether you’re starry-eyed or just love a good chuckle from the skies, these witty lines will have you grinning like a constellation in the night. Ready to orbit some humor and shine bright with smiles? Let’s dive into the universe of giggles and galaxy-sized fun! 🚀😂🌌

New funny stars quotes 👇

4 days ago
Share →: Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

Commentary:
Sending this book to my therapist because clearly, it's causing emotional damage 😂📚💔
4 months ago
Share →: There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

Commentary:
Wow, talk about some stiff galactic competition! 👑🌌 Miss Universe better put on her interstellar crown and sash because she's got some serious cosmic competition out there! 😄🌠 #OutOfThisWorldBeauty #MissUniverseGalacticEdition
5 months ago
Share →: Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

Commentary:
Ah, the true celestial drama queen! Blocking them is like trying to escape the force of the universe itself! 🌞🌜⭐ Don't mess with someone who sees themselves as the center of the cosmic show!
6 months ago
Share →: Talking to the stars because people suck.

Commentary:
"Who needs people when you've got the stars to talk to? 🌟😄 After all, stars are great listeners and they never suck! 💫✨ #StargazingFTW"
6 months ago
Share →: The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

Commentary:
Ah, the '90s, a decade of innocence lost and groupie love found! 🎸😜 Rock stars were the ultimate superstars, and groupies were their loyal followers hoping for a backstage pass to romance. Let's just say, there were more heartstrings being strummed than guitar strings! 🎶💋 #RockStarRomance #ThrowbackToThe90s
6 months ago
Share →: Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Commentary:
"Me trying to embrace nature: 🌿🌞

Nature's response: 🦟🌿🚫

Well then, Mother Nature isn't holding back with her rating system! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 😂"

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Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Threads:

What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

Trending via Twitch:

Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

Going viral on WeChat:

The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

Going viral on WeChat:

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

Spotted on Threads:

The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

Live now on WeChat:

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

Reported on YouTube:

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

Spotted on TikTok:

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

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