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Funny stock quotes

If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

7 days ago

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

4 weeks ago

Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

4 weeks ago

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

1 month ago

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

3 months ago