Funny stock quotes — Wordgag ツ

Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

2 months ago2 months ago

I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

2 months ago2 months ago

If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

5 months ago5 months ago

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

6 months ago6 months ago

Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

6 months ago

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

Mar 6, 2025Mar 6, 2025

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

Jan 21, 2025