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6 months ago
Share →: When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mysterious ways of weight distribution – seems like your body's architecture might need a remodeling permit! 🏗️😄 Just remember, you're not alone in this 'construction zone' journey!"
6 months ago
Share →: I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Commentary:
Sounds like your husband's stomach was revving up to join a biker gang 🏍️🔊 Who knew it was just a case of mistaken identity with a noisy motorbike in the neighborhood! 😄
6 months ago
Share →: Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

Commentary:
"Well, excuse me while I dial up some drama for tomorrow! 📞🤢 Can't wait to see the reactions when I 'soft launch' my call out the 'stomach bug' way. Your move, stomach… Your move. 🤣 #SneakyCallOutStrategies"
6 months ago
Share →: My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

Commentary:
Looks like those kids might have to catch 'Puke-Achu' in real life instead of in a game 😅🤢 Better stock up on some potions and antidotes for that unexpected battle against the stomach flu! #ParentingAdventures
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

Commentary:
"Oh the eternal battle between the voices in the head and the hungry growls of the stomach! 🤯🍔 Who will emerge victorious? Place your bets now! 🎙️🥊 #FoodForThought"
6 months ago
Share →: Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal battle between the stomach and the heart – a classic dilemma! 🍬🤔 It seems the candies have indeed sparked a sweet rebellion inside you. Fear not, for sometimes a little indulgence is good for the soul… even if it leads to a sugar-induced negotiation between your organs! 😂🍭"
6 months ago
Share →: Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Commentary:
"Sometimes your stomach just wants to rev up and join the motorcycle gang outside 🏍️🤣 #VroomVroom"
6 months ago
Share →: Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

Commentary:
"Ah, haggis – the ultimate test of your stomach's resilience! 🤢😂 It's a dish that truly challenges your commitment to the culinary journey…twice! 🍴😜"
6 months ago
Share →: I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'fight fire with fire' strategy, but with ice cream 🍦! Because clearly, the solution to an upset stomach is simply more ice cream, right? 😅 Who needs logic when you can have two bowls of deliciousness instead!"
6 months ago
Share →: Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

Commentary:
"Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer. 🍁 Time for pumpkin spice lattes to cover up the evidence, am I right?! ☕️🎃 #FallVibes"