125 Funny stop quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

  Commentary:
  "Dear razor commercials, stop aiming for smooth legs – aim for the jungle! 🦍💇‍♂️ Impress your date by shaving a gorilla, now that's taking things to the next level! 🌿😂 #GorillaGroomingGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Sources confirm that this post is indeed coming at you from Planet Earth 🌍🚀! And remember, folks, location, location, location – it's all about that intergalactic privacy 💫👽! Keep 'em guessing, Earthling! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

  Commentary:
  "Well, they do say an apple a day keeps the doctor away… 🍎😅 Looks like this relationship has a built-in exit strategy! Just make sure to save those apples for the right moment! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

  Commentary:
  "Stop being a professional self-critic and start a new career in self-appreciation! 🌟 Get specific about what you love about yourself instead of what you hate. Let your inner cheerleader out to play! 📣💪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the struggle of aging in the digital age! 😅 Navigating online forms becomes a full-on endurance race, complete with a mandatory pit stop for a power nap. 💤 Who knew that entering your birth year could feel like running a marathon? 🏃‍♂️ Don't worry, you're not alone in this hilarious hurdle of maturity!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's been on the express train to Disappointmentville! 🚂😅 At least they're efficiently handling life's curveballs with a pit stop for liquid motivation. Here's hoping the bar visit brings some much-needed cheer! 🍻🌟"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

  Commentary:
  Oh, ads – the ultimate chatty neighbor 🗣️ Be it when you're rushing out the door or just trying to enjoy some peace and quiet, they always seem to pop up with their unsolicited conversations! 🏡🙄 Just when you thought you had an escape plan, there they are again, ready to talk your ear off about the latest deals and products. 😂🤦‍♂️ Don't you just love their impeccable timing?

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

  Commentary:
  "Dear deodorant manufacturers, if your product really lasts 72 hours, does that mean I can hibernate for 3 days and still smell fresh? 🤔 Meanwhile, my bus ride feels like a never-ending aroma adventure thanks to your 'long-lasting' promise! 🚌🤢 #PublicTransportStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

  Commentary:
  Oh, HR always trying to ruin the fun! 🤣 Remember folks, asking 'How stupid can you be?' is not a challenge, it's just a rhetorical question…maybe. 😜 #HRwoes #OfficeHumor

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's priorities have been accidentally swapped! 🤔🍹Maybe a little less thinking and a little more drinking is the solution to all life's problems! 🥂#BottomsUp

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