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Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

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Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

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No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

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I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

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I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

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If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

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“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

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To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

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If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

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Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

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When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

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Share →: Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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Oh, if only Little Red Riding Hood's grandma knew she'd become a topic of discussion 🧐👵🏼 Was she rocking a stylish red cape too, or perhaps knitting socks for the Big Bad Wolf? 🐺 Either way, I'm sure she was quite the character! 😂 #GrandmaGoals
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Share →: I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

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When I say "long story short," what I really mean is "grab some popcorn, get cozy, and let me unleash the extended director's cut version of this tale." 🎬✨ Who needs bonus features when you've got my storytelling skills on full display?😄
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Share →: My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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"Once upon a time, in a kingdom not so far away, there lived a princess with a pea-sized bladder. 🌱💦 Follow her on an epic quest to find the nearest restroom in this thrilling tale of royal urgency! 👑🏰 #PrincessProblems"

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Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

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Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

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Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

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I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

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When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

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I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

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I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

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Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

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This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

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You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

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What an embarrassing time to be alive.

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I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

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Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

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