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Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

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Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

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I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

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My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

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Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

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How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

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I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

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Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 25 – 35.

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Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

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Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

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Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

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I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

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The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

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Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

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I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

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No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

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Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

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What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

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Thaw me like one of your french fries!

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Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

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Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

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I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

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Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.

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A haunted house, but it’s just you inside your own head.

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When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

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Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

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I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

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The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

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Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

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I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

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Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

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If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

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I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

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I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

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You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

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Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

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