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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

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Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

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Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

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Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

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Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

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A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

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The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

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Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

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They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

Just landed via Messenger:

I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

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Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

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Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

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I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

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The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

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Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

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Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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21 shares on TikTok this month:

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch.

84 shares on Threads this month:

Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

25 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

51 shares on Slack this month:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

42 shares on Twitch this month:

Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

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Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

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The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

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It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday.

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The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

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I hate being a wage slave. I want to be a streamer that does nothing but react to videos all day, and then complain about how hard my life is.

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Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

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Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

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I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

Just landed via Facebook:

You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

Shared recently on Discord:

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

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You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

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The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

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One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

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Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

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Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

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