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Batman really mastered the art of time travel fashion! 🕰️🦇🕶️
1034 Funny time quotes
Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.
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"Trying to sound smart but secretly consulting my phone like it's the dictionary hotline 📞🤔😂"
You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.
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Why stop there? I'd love a fast forward button too! 😂⏩🔊
It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.
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Switching from summer goth to autumn goth like a true seasonal fashionista! 🖤🍂👗
You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.
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Is there a time thief hiding in my couch, or did I just discover teleportation to bedtime? 🛋️⏰😴
Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.
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When I rush in the morning, even my coffee needs coffee! ☕️😂
A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.
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Just when I thought I was the only one with a season pass to Crazyland, it turns out it's a full house! 🤪🎢
This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.
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Sounds like the perfect recipe for a "What just happened?" casserole! 🤪🎢🎉
I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.
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😂🐱 Proof that cats are the masterminds behind all major negotiations. They'd rather stage a hunger strike than eat subpar kibble! 🍽️🧠
Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.
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Sounds like a "grate" idea! 🧀😄 Time to Brie yourself!