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Trying Pilates for the first time and realizing women have been secretly training to become rubber bands 🧘♀️😂
Funny toe quotes
The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.
The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.
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Ah, the unsung hero of the toes, the little toe! Always vigilant in its duty to keep you aware of any misplaced furniture or rogue Lego bricks lying in wait to bring you down. Who needs a compass when you have your little toe guiding the way through the obstacle course of your living room? Just remember, stubbing your toe is a small price to pay for a well-organized household!
Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.
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"Looks like someone's really toe-tally committed to making a connection! Watch out, love might just be lurking around the coffee table."
I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.
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We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.
Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.
Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.
That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.
Commentary:
🚪🔔 Ah, the universal struggle of pretending you're not home when the doorbell rings! It's a masterpiece of stealth and deception worthy of a spy mission. Who knew tip-toeing to the window could earn you a black belt in ninja tactics? Just remember, when in doubt, freeze and hold your breath – maybe they'll think the house is haunted! 👻😂