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Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

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If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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Just shared via Threads:

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

Just landed via Instagram:

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Just shared via Telegram:

The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

Going viral on Telegram:

Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

Breaking via Threads:

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Trending via Twitch:

If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

Reported on Telegram:

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

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Funny tone quotes bring a splash of laughter and lightness to any day 😂✨ Whether you need a witty comeback or a clever twist to brighten your mood, these gems are pure joy 💬🎉 Get ready to chuckle, snort, and maybe even share a few with your friends because humor is the best kind of contagious! 😄🔥

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Share →: It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

Commentary:
When "procrastibaking" has been done 5 times, "Procrastibettering" is next on the to-do list 😂🥐➡️👍
4 months ago
Share →: I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

Commentary:
"Who needs accurate facts when you've got confidence, right? 🤖😂 Just call me Artificially Incorrect! 🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

Commentary:
"Oh, the unspoken drama of punctuation 🤣! The passive-aggressive power move of swapping out an exclamation mark for a period ✍️. It's the little things that speak volumes 🙃! #SassyThankYou"
6 months ago
Share →: Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

Commentary:
"Who needs insults when you can sprinkle a little sweetness on top of pure sarcasm? 🍬😏 It's like giving a backhanded compliment wrapped in a warm hug. 😜😇 Let's keep 'em guessing with our perfectly blended sincerity and sarcasm – the ultimate playful combo! 🤭💁‍♂️"

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Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Pinterest:

I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

Spotted on TikTok:

I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

Just shared via Telegram:

I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Breaking via Instagram:

I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

Shared recently on Messenger:

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

Making waves on TikTok:

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

Going viral on Twitch:

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

Shared recently on Facebook:

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

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