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If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

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There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

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Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

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“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

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Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

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What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

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Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

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When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

Going viral on WeChat:

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Making waves on Reddit:

Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

Reported on YouTube:

She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

Trending via Discord:

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Breaking via Facebook:

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

Making waves on Threads:

Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

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Share →: And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's mastered the art of fashion transformation 🪄👖 Who needs a wardrobe overhaul when you can just redefine 'recycling' your sweatpants 😅♻️ Keep the magic alive, fashion wizard! 🔮✨"
6 months ago
Share →: If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

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Why indeed! 🐛💤 Maybe we just need to take more naps and trust the process. Who knows, you might wake up as a beautiful butterfly too! 🦋✨ #NapGoals
6 months ago
Share →: Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

Commentary:
"Jesus turned water into wine 🍷, but I turn food into fertilizer 💩. Guess you could say I have a different kind of magic touch 😅🌱 #NotExactlyAMiracleWorker"
6 months ago
Share →: With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic cautionary tale of power and douchery 🤣💪 Remember, with great power comes great responsibility… and the strong possibility of turning into a bit of a douchebag along the way! Proceed with caution, my powerful friends! 😉✨"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

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Ahoy there, matey! ☕️💪 Looks like we've got a Popeye in the making! Just remember, with great coffee comes great responsibility… and an undeniable urge to flex your muscles and shout, "I yam what I yam!" 💪😄 Keep chugging that coffee and watch out for any sudden urges to grow a sweet sailor's tattoo! ⚓️🌊 #CoffeePowersActivate 🚀
6 months ago
Share →: It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

Commentary:
"Who needs friends when you have a plastic surgeon to lift your spirits and your face 🤣💉 Don't worry, be Botox-y! 😁 #SmileEnhancement"

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Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

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You can reach me by butterfly.

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When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

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Be useless, so nobody can use you.

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Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

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The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

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Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

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Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

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Shared recently on Reddit:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

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Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

Shared recently on Twitch:

50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

Breaking via YouTube:

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

Seen just now on Discord:

I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

Just shared via Threads:

If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

Spotted on TikTok:

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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