42 Funny tried quotes

• Have you tried just not thinking about it? Like, ever again?

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  18 hours ago

  advice, again, avoidance, ever, health, humor, just, mental, mental health, procrastination, thinking, tried

• Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

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  19 hours ago

  best, humor, joke, laughter, medicine, never, revenge, said, saying, tried

• If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

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  23 hours ago

  business, business failure, chain, Domino’s, ever, failure, feel, food, food industry, humor, industry, Italy, just, marketing, open, pizza, remember, tried

• I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

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  1 day ago

  child, crypto, explaining, explanation, friend, humor, i, imaginary, imaginary friend, misunderstanding, nine-year-old, said, sell, selling, someone, sounds, tried, trying

• I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

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  1 day ago

  betrayal, breakup, cheating, concert, end, even, found, got, hard, humor, husband, i, irony, linkin, Linkin Park, matter, me, music, park, relationship, tried

• I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.

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  2 weeks ago

  dark, dark humor, devil, humor, i, joke, rejection, said, selling, selling soul, soul, tried

• You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

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  1 month ago

  baddie, forbid, man, media, posting, real, social, social media, tried

• Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.

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  1 month ago

  awkwardness, cool, crush, ever, humor, just, love, obsession, over, person, relationship, sex, tried, unrequited, unrequited love

• Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

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  2 months ago

  bible, Bible lesson, Bible name, giving, humor, kid, kids, last, lesson, lessons, me, Moses, name, names, night, robbery, stop, tried

• Have you tried making guacamole about it?

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  2 months ago

  cooking, food, guacamole, humor, making, pun, tried, wordplay

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