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I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

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When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

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If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.

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The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

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Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

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I often got called β€œan old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

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Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

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When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

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Funny tried quotes are the ultimate pick-me-ups for when life gives you lemons πŸ‹ and you accidentally drop them πŸ‹πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ. These quirky gems capture those moments where our best-laid plans hilariously go awry, reminding us that laughter is the best remedy πŸ˜‚. Whether you attempted a culinary masterpiece and ended up with a kitchen disaster 🍳πŸ”₯ or tried a DIY project that didn’t quite hit the mark πŸ› οΈπŸ€£, these quotes celebrate the humor in our well-intentioned failures.

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