20 Funny tried quotes

But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

Funny Quotes Feb 16, 2025

Tried counting sheep, but now I'm emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

"I need a movie where the villain actually won!" Have you tried watching the news?

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025