42 Funny tried quotes

• I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.

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  4 weeks ago

  dark, dark humor, devil, humor, i, joke, rejection, said, selling, selling soul, soul, tried

• You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

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  4 weeks ago

  baddie, forbid, man, media, posting, real, social, social media, tried

• Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.

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  4 weeks ago

  awkwardness, cool, crush, ever, humor, just, love, obsession, over, person, relationship, sex, tried, unrequited, unrequited love

• Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

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  4 weeks ago

  bible, Bible lesson, Bible name, giving, humor, kid, kids, last, lesson, lessons, me, Moses, name, names, night, robbery, stop, tried

• Have you tried making guacamole about it?

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  4 weeks ago

  cooking, food, guacamole, humor, making, pun, tried, wordplay

• I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

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  4 weeks ago

  dignity, exercise, fail, hamstring, humor, i, injury, once, tried, yoga

• I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

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  4 weeks ago

  embrace, flaw, flaws, humor, i, joke, order, restraining, restraining order, sarcasm, self-acceptance, tried

• You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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  4 weeks ago

  being, communication, engagement, humor, insult, media, much, social, social media, tried

• Have you tried complaining about it?

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  4 weeks ago

  advice, complaining, complaint, humor, sarcasm, suggestion, tried

• If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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  4 weeks ago

  activity, adventure, archery, blindfold, blindfold archery, challenge, fun, fun activity, give, humor, know, missing, new, outdoor, outdoor activity, risk, should, things, tried, trying, trying new things, uniqueness

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