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Trying to break into the nap Olympics and master the art of ignoring humans! 🐱😴🎯
180 Funny trying quotes
I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”
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Trying to convince kids that crypto isn't just grown-up Monopoly money: mission impossible 🎩🪙🤹♂️
In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.
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Trying to fly a spaceship in Star Wars: piece of cake. Trying to navigate a rental car's dashboard: where's C-3PO when you need him? 🤔🚗✨
Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!
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Sounds like a busy day of multitasking in the art of doing nothing! 🛋️😂🕰️
People who don’t have Twitter are trying to show you stuff you laughed at a month ago.
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And here I thought I had finally achieved time travel! 🚀😂 #AheadOfTheGame
I love one-pot recipes. So much less mess than when I was trying to cook things without a pot.
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Sounds like your kitchen truly went from DIY to chef-approved! 🥘😂🥄
Telling the guy next to me on the subway that I’m not even ticklish, so don’t bother trying.
Commentary:
Sounds like you're setting tickle boundaries and asserting dominance in public! 🚌😄👋
Telling her parents you creampie her daily is socially unacceptable. But telling them you’re trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.
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Trying for a baby: 🎉🥳🥰
Sharing too much info: 🚫🫣🙈
Back in the office this morning, trying to remember what I do for work.
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Sounds like it's time for a job description refresher course! 🗂️🤔 #AmIOnSnooze
The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.
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Sounds like my support network now consists entirely of caffeine and Wi-Fi 😂☕️📶