111 Funny turn quotes

• Alexa, turn off the planet.

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  2 weeks ago

  Alexa, environmentalism, humor, planet, sarcasm, technology, turn

• If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

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  2 weeks ago

  followers, humor, i, ID, media, popularity, social, social media, too, transformation, turn, water, wine

• Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

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  2 weeks ago

  app, challenge, dating, difficulty, humor, level, love, online, online dating, option, relationship, search, searching, settings, turn

• Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

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  2 weeks ago

  across, ask, driving, Google, Google Maps, humor, left, left turn, maps, navigation, needs, oncoming, oncoming traffic, safety, setting, take, traffic, turn, where

• The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

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  2 weeks ago

  anxiety, confidence, count, drinks, humor, just, normal, normal person, party, person, relaxation, social, social anxiety, socializing, turn

• Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

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  2 weeks ago

  A/C, day, everyone, fingers, humor, images, need, people, power, turn

• If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

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  2 weeks ago

  absurdity, back, beauty, Botox, grape, humor, joke, raisin, transformation, turn

• One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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  2 weeks ago

  being, cars, direction, driving, experience, feature, going, humor, level-up, pedestrian, road, road safety, safety, signal, thing, turn, turn signal

• Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

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  2 weeks ago

  dad, energy, environmentalist, humor, i, lights, me, parenting, people, responsibility, turn, waste, yell

• Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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  2 weeks ago

  am, background, background noise, comfort, entertainment, habit, i, isolation, just, noise, turn, TV, weird

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