75 Funny turn quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

  Commentary:
  "Jesus turned water into wine 🍷, but I turn food into fertilizer 💩. Guess you could say I have a different kind of magic touch 😅🌱 #NotExactlyAMiracleWorker"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet age of 25 and above – where your problems serve as your personal alarm clock! ⏰💥 Who needs a snooze button when life is ready to hit you with a wakeup call every morning? 😂 #AdultingAtItsFinest"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic cautionary tale of power and douchery 🤣💪 Remember, with great power comes great responsibility… and the strong possibility of turning into a bit of a douchebag along the way! Proceed with caution, my powerful friends! 😉✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

  Commentary:
  "Handle my phone with caution, or I might just ninja chop your hand away! 📱💥🥋 #PhoneProtectionNinja"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

  Commentary:
  Looks like those fruit flies were determined to buzz their way into a relationship, but unfortunately, their courting tactics might need a bit of fine-tuning 🍌🦟 At least they were committed to showing her some "a-peel", even if their methods were a bit unconventional! 🤣

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