47 Funny wake up quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you've got a little Sherlock Holmes in the making! 🕵️‍♂️🕸️ Dust, the mysterious foe lurking in the shadows, always questioning our cleanliness standards and making us question our very existence! 😆 Looks like it's time for some investigative cleaning, dear parent detective! 🔍💨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

  Commentary:
  "Finally hitting the snooze button for eternity 💤⏰ Who says you can't sleep in peace? 🪦😴 #RestInEternalSnooze"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the early bird catches the laughter! 🐦🍻 Who needs caffeine when you've got a mug full of humor by 9 am? 😆 Cheers to the real MVPs of morning mischief! 🥳☕️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

  Commentary:
  "May your coffee be as strong as your wifi signal, and may it kick in just in time before Monday morning reality hits you like a ton of bricks! ☕💥😅 #CoffeeSavesLives"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

  Commentary:
  "I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there's also a noisy kid once those fail. 🚨⏰🤦‍♂️ Must be a kid with zero chill, determined to make sure you wake up on time! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the brain, always at peak performance when it comes to navigating the treacherous journey from bed to office chair! 🧠💼 It's like a reliable engine that only runs on coffee and deadlines. ☕️⏰ Who needs a morning workout when you have the mental gymnastics of work ahead of you?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone missed the 'teamwork makes the dream work' memo! 😂 Hopefully, your wife appreciates the unexpected bedroom acrobatics! 🤸‍♂️💤"

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