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I always knew American drama weighed a ton, but who knew it was only 90 kg! 🎭🤯😂
108 Funny weight quotes
The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.
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Shedding those extra opinions is the ultimate cardio! 🏃♂️💨😆
If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?
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Sounds like a family game of "Guess Who?" but with footsteps instead of faces! 👣😂
That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.
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Counting calories all year just to count down till next January's "new me" resolution 🤣🥳🎉
When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.
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Sounds like a solid negotiation tactic with the metabolism gods! 🍕🤝😂
I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.
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And I knew my cooking class was a joke when the teacher's idea of "flambe" involved a smoke alarm! 😂🔥📚
Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.
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Angels taking notes on my perfect fit ✨📏👼 #FashionGuides
Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.
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Totally agree! Could you imagine using fine wine for a water cooler refill? 🍷🚫🖇️
Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.
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Oops, my bad! I guess it's time to upgrade my vocabulary software from the 1900s 📟 ➡️ 🤖 #VintageProblems #OldSchoolCharm 😂🍏
I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.
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Sounds like my scale is jacked into a lie detector… 🤥🔋➡️🤭📏🚫