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107 Funny weight quotes

Funny weight quotes are the perfect way to lighten up your day and tickle your funny bone πŸ˜‚! Whether you’re battling the scale or embracing those extra fries 🍟, these quotes will add a dose of humor to your fitness journey. Get ready to giggle at waistline woes and laugh off those extra calories, because a smile burns more calories than a frown 😜. Dive into the world of witty weight wisdom and let the laughter begin!

I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

Posted onMar 28, 2026

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

Posted onMar 27, 2026

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

Posted onMar 27, 2026

I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

Posted onMar 26, 2026

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Posted onMar 26, 2026

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

Posted onMar 26, 2026

When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

Posted onMar 26, 2026

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Posted onMar 26, 2026

Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

Posted onMar 26, 2026

This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

Posted onMar 26, 2026

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