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Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

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The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

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There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

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Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

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Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

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Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

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I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

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You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

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Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

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Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

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Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

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Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

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In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

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You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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Funny well-being quotes bring a splash of laughter 😄 to your self-care routine 🌿, reminding you that happiness and health go hand in hand 🤸‍♂️. They’re perfect for brightening your day ☀️ and keeping those good vibes flowing ✨. Ready to boost your mood with a wink and a chuckle? Let’s dive into some witty wisdom that’s as uplifting as it is entertaining! 🎉

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3 weeks ago
Share →: Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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Ah, the magical land of sleep, where problems get bored and leave! 😴✨😂
2 months ago
Share →: Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

Commentary:
"Who knew I shared so much in common with my houseplant? 🌿 Presenting: the incredible photosynthetic me! 😎☀️"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

Commentary:
"Congratulations on mastering the art of productive procrastination! Remember, sometimes achieving nothing is an accomplishment in itself. Keep up the good work!"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

Commentary:
"Rumor has it that in a parallel universe, the other you is living their best life, sipping on cosmic cocktails and reigning supreme as the king/queen of interdimensional dabbing! 🌌👑✨ Let's hope they've got it all figured out and aren't bogged down by laundry like us mere mortals in this universe! 🧺😅 #ParallelYouGoals"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

Commentary:
"Next time you receive an email starting with 'I hope this email finds you well,' just remember it's not about luck – it's about the email's impressive detective work! 🕵️‍♂️💌 #EmailNinja"

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Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

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Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

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“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

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Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

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Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

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Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

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You can reach me by butterfly.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Seen just now on Threads:

Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

Making waves on Slack:

Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

Shared recently on YouTube:

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

Making waves on Reddit:

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Making waves on Instagram:

Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at you from my window.

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Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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