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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

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When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

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I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

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I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

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The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

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Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

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Self-cleaning conscience.

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How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

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Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

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Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I am single, please disturb me!

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December you will be good to me (threateningly).

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

Breaking via Discord:

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

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Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

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The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

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My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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Share →: Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

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You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

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Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

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I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

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Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

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When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

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Time needs a speed limit.

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I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

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Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

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They should invent someone who holds me.

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I’m running out of people I like.

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Reported on Twitch:

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Going viral on Facebook:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Just shared via Twitch:

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

Seen just now on X:

After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

Spotted on TikTok:

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

Reported on LinkedIn:

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

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My first mistake of my life was my birth.

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Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

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