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I can’t be bothered with people that can’t be bothered.

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We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

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I need a massage for my brain.

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Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

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There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

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Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

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Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

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The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

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I like my bed more than I like most people.

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They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

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Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

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Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

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I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

Just landed via Slack:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

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On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

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People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

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When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

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A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

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When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

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Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

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I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

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Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

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Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

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So, Earth is basically auditions for heaven and hell.

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You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

72 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

69 shares on Messenger this month:

Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

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If love is the answer then what was the question?

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Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

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I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

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Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

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People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

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I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

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“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

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Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

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You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

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If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

Just landed via Discord:

It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

Just shared via YouTube:

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

Trending via Telegram:

Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

Just landed via Slack:

Morning me just stripped the bedding. Evening me is going to be pissed.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

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