78 Funny world quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

  Commentary:
  "Taking a break from social media can really open your eyes to the world around you – like the realization that you're still somehow legally bound to another human being. Who knew that scrolling through endless cat videos could distract you from checking in on your own love life?"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

  Commentary:
  "Well, if the world is in chaos anyway, might as well add a little more drama to it by confessing your feelings to your crush! Who knows, maybe love is the answer to all this chaos…or at least a good distraction!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a passport when you have a cold brew in hand? Let the world come to you, one sip at a time! Cheers to the ultimate staycation."

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic bedtime routine of checking the news and losing all hope before hitting the hay. 🌍😴 Keep calm and carry on…if you can manage to sleep after scrolling through the chaos! 💤😅

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  3 months ago

  Share →: For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it amazing how a simple post can speak volumes these days? 🤣 It's like a global game of "Guess Who?" where the answer is usually pretty obvious! 🌏💭 #ModernClues #InstantIdentification

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to stay updated 24/7 on everything is like trying to drink water from a firehose – not recommended for avoiding brain flooding! 🌊🤯 Just remember, ignorance can be bliss sometimes! 😜 #TooMuchInformation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

  Commentary:
  Sip your tea, darling ☕️🌍 Just remember, chaos is a constant. So why not enjoy a cuppa amidst the madness? It's the small moments of tranquility that keep us sane in this wacky world! 😜 #TeaTimeCuresAll

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 😂🌎 Who needs news anchors when you've got memes to decode the chaos of the world, right? Twitter: where laughter and the latest happenings unite! 🐦🤣 #MemesOverNews

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Be nice today, the world is on fire.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, folks, being kind never goes out of style 🔥🌎 Let's sprinkle some kindness around and hope we don't accidentally put out the flames! 😅🔥 #KindnessOverChaos"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the key to taking over the world was a cozy pillow and a comfortable blanket? 💤🌍 Just imagine a villain snuggled up in their lair, dreaming of all the mischief they could cause once they wake up refreshed and ready to conquer. Watch out, world, nap time is over soon! 😈💤"

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