121 Funny world quotes

• I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

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  cold, comedy, dramatics, exaggeration, goodbye, humor, i, illness, man, man cold, sarcasm, story, tell, world

• Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

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  awful, contrast, dark, dark humor, everything, Friday, going, happy, humor, i, irony, mean, mood, oops, pessimism, positivity, sarcasm, save, world

• I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

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  2012, culture, end, ending, gangnam, Gangnam Style, gold, humor, i, internet, internet joke, joke, just, meme, pop, pop culture, Psy, reason, satire, saw, say, someone, style, TikTok, turned, world, world ending

• The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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  28, 28 Days, apocalypse, Britain, comedy, days, exist, handle, hilarious, humor, idea, independence, international, own, rest, satire, saw, series, world, zombie

• Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

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  20, age, always, curiosity, ever, forever, future, humor, i, Italy, Japan, long-term, someone, travel, turned, world, world travel

• Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

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  adult, birth, crying, humor, joke, life, much, perspective, sarcasm, world

• The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

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  absurdity, humor, playful, randomness, sarcasm, whatever, whimsical, world

• Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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  definitely, humor, moodiness, moody, printers, tech, technology, teenagers, world

• I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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  grammar, humor, i, irony, language, linguistics, live, moose, plural, want, where, wordplay, world

• Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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  apocalyptic, argument, arguments, breaks, comedy, coming, debate, end, end of world, expert, expert panel, fire, humor, ice, next, others, panel, satire, say, side, world

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