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If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

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You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

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There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

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What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

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Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

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Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

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At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

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Looks like I've been unintentionally studying all my Calvin Klein textbooks this whole time. 📚👖😉

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Who needs expensive creams when you can just live like a kid in a candy store forever? 🎈🍭😁

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Ah, the classic case of Reverse Benjamin Button Syndrome 😂🧓 #PermanentlyBored

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Turning 30 is like hitting the reset button: aging in reverse like a fine wine or a Benjamin Button in training! 🍷🔄🎉

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3 months ago

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Guess I've officially entered my 'lame music' era! Time to embrace the mom jeans and dad jokes 😂🎶🥸

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4 months ago

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Oh no, I've reached my "mature and wise" age level, please stop all that youthful energy before it overwhelms my arthritis 😂🧓✨

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4 months ago

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This explains why I'm constantly terrified of algebra… 😱📚🤯

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4 months ago

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An actual crime against humanity: Youth wasted on worrying. Live, laugh, love…and maybe cringe a bit less! 😂🙌💃

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4 months ago

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Guess I better start Googling 'how to be forever young' while I still remember how to use technology! 😅🕰️💻

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Suddenly, tree rings are the new TikTok trends 🌳🤔😂

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I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

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When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

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Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

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My favorite hobby is withering away.

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For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

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I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

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Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

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Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

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If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

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Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

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