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You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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I love doing research. I will look up some stuff in a minute.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

Going viral on WeChat:

We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Scrolling should count as cardio.

Making waves on Instagram:

Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

Just landed via Snapchat:

They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.

Just landed via Telegram:

I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

Making waves on Messenger:

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

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One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

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I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

1 month ago

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Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

1 month ago

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Don’t study, get slutty!

1 month ago

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I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

1 month ago

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The real anti-aging regimen is retaining your childlike wonder and whimsy.

1 month ago

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I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

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Only at 27 do you become old, and then when you turn 30, you become younger than ever. That’s just how it goes.

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When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

1 month ago

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Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

87 shares on Threads this month:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

18 shares on X this month:

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

87 shares on WeChat this month:

Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

80 shares on Threads this month:

Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

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Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

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My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

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Breaking via WhatsApp:

You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.”

Broadcasted on Discord:

So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

Going viral on Twitch:

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Live now on Slack:

I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

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