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Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

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Always late but worth the wait! ๐Ÿ˜…โฐ๐ŸŽ‰

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, good, good thing, humor, joke, late, procrastination, punctuality, take, thing, things, time, why on Oct 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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