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Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

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Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

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Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

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I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

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Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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May your coffee kick in, before reality does.