Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"Hope this email finds you doing well! 💌 Well, guess what, the email found me, so I must be unwell! 🤒 Maybe it should've brought some virtual chicken soup instead. 🐔😂"

am, communication, doing, email, finds, found, hope, humor, i, irony, me, sarcasm, unwell, well, workplace

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

0

2 months ago

5, ago, boss, diarrhea, embarrassment, humor, i, job, laid, layoff, miscommunication, months, prank, telling, texting, workplace
Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

0

2 months ago

adult, adult life, humor, lawn, life, mowing, neighbor, peer, peer pressure, pressure, seeing, social, social pressure
I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting.

0

2 months ago

disgusting, frustration, humor, i, Monday, sarcasm, survival, Tuesday, weekday, workweek
One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

0

2 months ago

aging, change, cleaner, excited, excitement, fun, humor, minute, new, next, vacuum, vacuum cleaner, young, youth
Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

0

6 months ago

activity, art, fun, fun activity, hangout, lost, lost art, music, music video, relaxation, smoking, smoking weed, video, videos, watching, weed
If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

0

2 months ago

doing, ever, humor, irony, just, last, lesson, life, life lesson, lol, mistakes, nice, opposite, parenting, problem, solve, think, time, try, universe, work

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Social Media Stars ⭐

14 shares on Threads this month:

A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

37 shares on Discord this month:

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

50 shares on X this month:

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

20 shares on WeChat this month:

I am half agony, half hope.

48 shares on YouTube this month:

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

67 shares on Slack this month:

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Onion rings? I’m answering.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Praying none of y’all are unwrapping podcast equipment.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

Going bananas on WeChat:

My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

Just landed via X:

Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

Spotted on Slack:

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Going bananas on WeChat:

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

Just landed via WeChat:

Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

Going bananas on Threads:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

Trending via Slack:

Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you?

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting.

One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨