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Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that…

Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that…

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"Hotel towels: 1, my suitcase: 0. Maybe I'll just wear one on the plane! 🧳🛁😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, annoyance, close, even, fluffiness, fluffy, hotel, humor, i, packing, suitcase, thick, towel, towels, travel, worst on May 15, 2025 by slickboy.

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