Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Hotel towels: 1, my suitcase: 0. Maybe I'll just wear one on the plane! π§³ππ" Related Funny Quotes π€ I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I canβt even close my suitcase. If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage. I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?