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The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

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Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

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Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

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Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?