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I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

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Looks like someone has been sneaking into the "diet" section of the freezer! 🍦😆 #CaughtInTheAct

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