Commentary:
Here's my platform: Elect more puns, fewer politicians! 😂🗳️
Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.
- I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.
- There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.
- My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.
- I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.