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Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

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The homie who’s ultimately just a pawn in your grand scheme.

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The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

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I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

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Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes.

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2 months ago

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Girls Just Want To Have Naan

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94 shares on Threads this month:

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

98 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sorry, I had to cancel plans. The prophecy said so.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

100 shares on Threads this month:

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

91 shares on Threads this month:

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

30 shares on WeChat this month:

Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

82 shares on Slack this month:

Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

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It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

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Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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They should invent a day where I feel normal.

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No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.

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I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

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Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

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Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

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Trending via Facebook:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

Breaking via X:

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

Seen just now on TikTok:

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I want this laziness removed from my body.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

Spotted on Instagram:

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

Making waves on Threads:

My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

Trending via Messenger:

No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.

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I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

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The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes.

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