I donβt understand people who forget to eat. Iβm already planning lunch while chewing breakfast. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Eating is my top skill on LinkedIn ππ₯π Related Funny Quotes π€ You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers βNo thanks, I had lunch yesterday.β I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget. Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner. My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich. Whenever Iβm not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.