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They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

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“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

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I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

This alien invasion could have been an email.

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Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

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You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

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I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

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I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.