I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story. Commentary:"Farewell, brave warrior. I'll make sure to embellish your legend with tales of epic couch battles and brave TV marathons! 🛋️📺😂 #ManColdHero" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye. I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye. I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features. Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before. I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.
