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No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

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Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

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Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

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No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

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Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

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My parents think they know me.