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If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

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“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

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I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

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Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

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If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

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Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?